Fifty Shades comp winners
OUR competition went down a storm with you randy lot.
We were swamped with entries desperate to get a copy of E L James’ bonkbuster book that’s taken the world by storm.
Now we’ve whittled down the winners from the most entertaining entries we’ve had.
We asked you to write in to say why you should win – and we got some fantastic responses.
Our fave entry came from Wayne Warburton, who wrote: “I want to save my marriage and take my wife’s sexual pleasure to new heights!”
Another caring chap, Andrew Beaumont, said: “It could change my sex life forever and it will make her very happy.”
The rest of our winners were: RD Westbourne, Roger Fell, Stuart Lucas, John Reddish, Laurie Dodds, Robert Glenn, N Forrest and Mike Dyer. I’LL jump up and down with joy if Prime Minister David Cameron goes through with his vow to bring competitive sports back into schools.
It’s got to be good for the future health of this great nation to see our kids getting all hot and sweaty again and enjoying a wide range of sporting activities from an early age.
They say a healthy body means a healthy mind, so let’s back the campaign to give youth a sporting chance.
It’s a winner.