Julian shows his big balls in BB house
THOSE poor saps at FIVE cannot catch a break.
Of all the hundreds of Team GB athletes who became household names this summer, Celebrity Big Brother had pre-booked some joker – sorry, judoka – who flopped. What are the chances?
To be fair, Ashley McKenzie seems like a nice guy. He may even win CBB as he is used to hanging around all day in his pyjamas.
Certainly, he was the only one brave enough to intervene in the (fake) barney between soap queens Julie Goodyear and Cheryl Fergison, despite both being way out of his weight category. Then again, Big Hev would be over anyone’s weight category.
Unfortunately he showed less bravery during the open nominations, claiming he picked Prince Lorenzo for the chop “because I haven’t really spoken to you, and I’d like to get to know you”.
This is just a guess, grasshopper, but you might find it easier to get to know someone if you are both in the same house
He was not the only one to cop out during nominations, though. Most offered lame excuses. Congrats to Julian Clary for being one of the few who showed some balls.
Clary is a bigger man than all the males in that house...and a prettier woman than half of the females.