Ju­lian shows his big balls in BB house

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THOSE poor saps at FIVE can­not catch a break.

Of all the hun­dreds of Team GB ath­letes who be­came house­hold names this sum­mer, Celebrity Big Brother had pre-booked some joker – sorry, ju­doka – who flopped. What are the chances?

To be fair, Ash­ley McKen­zie seems like a nice guy. He may even win CBB as he is used to hang­ing around all day in his py­ja­mas.

Cer­tainly, he was the only one brave enough to in­ter­vene in the (fake) bar­ney be­tween soap queens Julie Goodyear and Ch­eryl Fer­gi­son, de­spite both be­ing way out of his weight cat­e­gory. Then again, Big Hev would be over any­one’s weight cat­e­gory.

Un­for­tu­nately he showed less brav­ery dur­ing the open nom­i­na­tions, claim­ing he picked Prince Lorenzo for the chop “be­cause I haven’t re­ally spo­ken to you, and I’d like to get to know you”.

This is just a guess, grasshop­per, but you might find it eas­ier to get to know some­one if you are both in the same house

He was not the only one to cop out dur­ing nom­i­na­tions, though. Most of­fered lame ex­cuses. Con­grats to Ju­lian Clary for be­ing one of the few who showed some balls.

Clary is a big­ger man than all the males in that house...and a prettier woman than half of the fe­males.

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