Sh*t 999 calls waste of time
A TIMEWASTER who dialled 999 from his toilet when he ran out of LOO ROLL has topped a list of stupid “emergency” calls.
A spokesman from the Gloucestershire emergency services has appealed for people “not to jam up the switchboard with non-essential calls”.
Another daft member of the public called to complain: “I don’t like the sandwiches my wife has made me.”
And one person even rang to say: “My son is a grown man and he smells.”
Last week fire crews were called to rescue a bloke who had climbed 25ft up a tree.
The 26-year-old, who had been drinking, had to be rescued by firefighters with a ladder.
Insp Steve Williams from Gloucestershire Police said: “Services might be delayed if there’s a genuine emergency.”
MAKE guests believe your house may be bugged by running your shower every time you want to speak.