‘Duck sex’ man says claims are quackers
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“Simon seems to think he’s some sort of sex god. Personally I think he’s the spitting image of Dale Winton. “In words that Simon would understand, he’s not good enough. He’s not a bedroom idol, I wouldn’t even give him a score of one.”
Debbie went on to appear in stronger boy-girl and girlon-girl photoshoots but has sadly now retired from the glamour business. A MAN detained by police for BUMMING a duck has dismissed the bizarre claim made by his in-laws, calling the accusation “slander”.
The 50-year-old was held in the Bursa province, in Turkey’s Marmara region, after complaints from family members.
They alleged that he committed the sexual assault during an overnight stay at their house.
The man’s dad-in-law said he found “feathers and blood” in a bed, next to the duck.
And according to the father-in-law, the bird was “unable to walk”.
A newspaper article also claims that the man’s mother-in-law said she found the suspect’s bloody shirt by a tree the next morning.
The duck underwent several operations after it was found to have suffered damage to its intestines.
And although the duck is now said to be recovering well it remains in the care of a local vet.
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