MAN CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH SOFA IN THE STREET
HOTEL worker Gerard Streator was nicked for shagging a SOFA... in a STREET.
An off-duty cop says he saw the married weirdo thrusting back and forward into the yellow settee’s cushions for sexual gratification.
A police report says: “At 11pm, the off-duty Waukesha police officer was out for a jog when he spotted an abandoned yellow couch on the kerb.
“He observed Streator by the couch thrusting his hips as if he was having sex with a person. The officer approached Streator to see what was going on and yelled ‘what are you doing?’ which caused Streator to run away.
“The officer didn’t see anyone else on the couch. But the officer realised Streator was thrusting it between the couch cushions for sexual gratification.”
The officer alerted colleagues after following Streator, 46, to a flat in Waukesha, Wisconsin.
The police report added: “The next day police went back to the apartment and talked to Streator’s wife.
“She said police were there the night before, but her husband had done nothing wrong. Police went to the hotel where Streator works and asked him about the incident.
“He denied being out, saying he had been at home with his wife.”
He was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour and could now face up to nine months in jail.