Doctor, doctor, I’m feeling eel!
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A MAN had to have surgery to remove an EEL from his arse.
The slippery creature showed up on an X-Ray when the red-faced guy turned up at A&E.
A hospital source said: “The eel was the size of a sprig of asparagus. We have come across people with strange objects stuck where they shouldn’t be before but an eel has to be a first.”
The man’s identity has not been revealed and it’s not known how the eel ended up in his bum in Auckland, New Zealand.
A hospital spokesman said: “We can confirm an adult male came here with an eel inside him. No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient’s privacy.”
In 2008 a Sheffield vicar claimed a potato got stuck up his bum after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains.