Midweek Sport - - FRONT PAGE - By NEIL GOOD­WIN

WHILE other news­pa­pers seem happy to in­sult their read­ers with crappy CDs and silly mag­a­zines we want to give you stuff you re­ally want...proper filthy PORN!

We’ve done a deal with Bri­tain’s lead­ing chain of sex stores – PRI­VATE SHOPS – to bring you an amaz­ing of­fer on their en­tire range of HARD­CORE sex DVDs. For ev­ery ti­tle you buy you’ll get TWO FREE! That’s right, just pop into any one of the 100 Pri­vate Shops across the UK and choose THREE DVDs from their care­fully-cho­sen se­lec­tion then pay for just ONE!

It re­ally is that sim­ple! There’s no tricks, no catches and all ti­tles are in­cluded in this of­fer. But be very clear...this is hard­core pornog­ra­phy.

You’ll be mak­ing your choice from a wide range of DVDs show­ing un­cen­sored oral sex, hard sex, bum fun, group sex, in­ter­ra­cial, MILF, am­a­teurs, male or­gasm, fe­male cli­max and many other top­ics too taboo to men­tion here.


How can you tell that what you’re get­ting is the real thing? Well, look out for the R18 logo.

This shows they are only avail­able though li­censed sex shops like the Pri­vate Shops chain.

And it’s also the rea­son why we can­not of­fer mail or­der on these ti­tles. This is the real deal, fel­las!

Put an­other way, if you wanna guar­an­tee you’re go­ing to see it go­ing in you gotta look for the R18 logo!

There’ll be an­other sex of­fer in this Fri­day’s Week­end Sport so don’t miss it!

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