Dope strapped drugs to dick
A MAN was caught trying to smuggle three bags of drugs and nearly 40 illicit tablets into a music festival – by taping them to his PENIS.
Darren Meldrum’s secret stash for T in the Park was discovered when police dog Ollie started barking after sniffing his crotch.
When officers carried out a full search of him in a side tent at the festival they discovered a COCKtail of drugs worth £200 in his pants.
Meldrum had wrapped up cocaine, ecstasy, amphetamine, cannabis and diazepam and stuck the package to his knob.
The 38-year-old, a bakery assistant in Fife, was nicked and had his ticket for the event taken away from him.
In a letter to Perth Sheriff Court, Meldrum, from, admitted his guilt and he was fined £500.