WITH ANNIE BULLAH SHE BANKED MY DEPOSIT THEN GAVE ME THE CUFF!
Dear Annie, I’M a divorced guy in my 30s and I’ve been seeing a married woman for a couple of years.
We met when she was working at a bank and I must have looked a right pillock stumbling over my words and staring at her tits.
Luckily she saw the funny side and we hit it off straight away. I couldn’t believe it when I asked her out for a date and she accepted.
She was a real stunna. I didn’t know she was married at the time and, to be honest, it wouldn’t have mattered because I was desperate to get into her knickers.
It wasn’t long before I did just that. On our first date I took her back to my place and we screwed all night.
She was a right little goer who loved it up all of her holes — especially her arse.
The sex was fantastic and I came four times, and she had three orgasms, on that first date.
Each time we dated after that we had better sex. And then one night after I’d given her one up the rusty bullet hole she told me to lie on my back with my arms and legs outstretched.
Then, to my amazement, she got her handbag and took out four pairs of handcuffs, which she fastened to each wrist and ankle and then attached the other ends to the top and bottom of the bed. Once I was tethered, she set to work on my manhood, sucking and licking the tip and then tracing her tongue down the shaft to my balls and back up again.
Then she opened her mouth wide and took my bobby’s helmet to the back of her throat.
I’m not kidding when I tell you that I thought my nuts were going to explode as I was so turned on.
But she kept on teasing me with her tongue and lips before squatting over me and guiding my pecker into her lovetunnel until I was buried deep inside her.
She sat there a while tickling my sack with her fingers and using her vagina muscles to squeeze my knob.
Then she began to gently rise up and down, gradually building up the speed, and it was bloody fantastic.
I shot my load, and after a while, I told her to uncuff me so I could have a drink and a smoke — but she refused. In fact, she kept me tied up for 12 HOURS.
You probably think I’m a bit of a wimp but it was scary and I haven’t seen her since, though she rings me up constantly. What should I do? RS, East Sussex
Annie says: TURN the tables on her and cuff her to the bed, then see how she likes it. I’VE been married for 15 years and I’m beginning to wonder if my missus is a two-timing nympho.
We’ve always had a great sex life and she’s never turned me down when I’ve asked for a shag.
Indeed, some nights I’ve had to fight her off, but I just put it down to her having a higher sex drive than me.
A couple of weeks ago, I was in a city centre pub with some workmates when a guy came up and started talking to one of them.
It seemed that they were old mates and hadn’t seen each other for a few years.
When my pal asked his mate if he was married he replied: “No, but I’m f***ing a proper nympho regularly.”
He pulled out a photo of the woman. It was a poor snap but I could see enough to suspect the woman laid on a bed with her legs spread was MY WIFE! I’ve begun to suspect she’s out shagging when she says she’s “playing bingo” with her mother.
What should I do? Annie says: IF it was such a poor snap and you’d had a few drinks, the evidence is a bit flimsy. Concentrate on shagging her a bit harder and more often. Dear Annie, I’M 18 and have a very embarrassing problem. You see I only have a small cock. I am still a virgin because whenever I’ve had the chance to whip out my dick for a girl she’s laughed at it.
It’s actually five-and-ahalf inches long and I get depressed at not getting nookie.
What should I do?
HW, Isle of Man Annie says: STOP worrying about it. You are averagesized and still growing until you’re 21. Any girl who laughs at you isn’t worth bothering with anyway.