Frog fel­las can’t top our todgers

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BRITISH men have big­ger cocks than French fel­las, ac­cord­ing to the lat­est re­search by a willy bof­fin.

The av­er­age British man’s trouser snake is said to be 5.5 inches when erect – com­ing ahead of the French pert prick at 5.3in, Aus­tralians (5.2in), Amer­i­cans (5.1in) and Ir­ish (5in).

And it tow­ers over the av­er­age tool in North and South Korea – the small­est in the study at a mere 3.8in.

But British men don’t have too much to shout about as they come 78th out of 113 na­tion­al­i­ties cov­ered in the study.

The men of Africa’s Repub­lic of Congo are best equipped of all at an eye-wa­ter­ing 7.1in.

They are fol­lowed by Ecuadore­ans at 7in and Ghana­ians at 6.8in, a study by Richard Lynn, pro­fes­sor of psy­chol­ogy at Ul­ster Univer­sity re­veals.

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