Frog fellas can’t top our todgers
BRITISH men have bigger cocks than French fellas, according to the latest research by a willy boffin.
The average British man’s trouser snake is said to be 5.5 inches when erect – coming ahead of the French pert prick at 5.3in, Australians (5.2in), Americans (5.1in) and Irish (5in).
And it towers over the average tool in North and South Korea – the smallest in the study at a mere 3.8in.
But British men don’t have too much to shout about as they come 78th out of 113 nationalities covered in the study.
The men of Africa’s Republic of Congo are best equipped of all at an eye-watering 7.1in.
They are followed by Ecuadoreans at 7in and Ghanaians at 6.8in, a study by Richard Lynn, professor of psychology at Ulster University reveals.