A lovable cosh-wielding rogue
WATCHING Mrs Biggs ( right) was an emotional rollercoaster, as the lovable Great Train Robber and his fragrant wife tried to live an honest life in Australia – but kept having to move on.
Gosh, how awful for them.
Remind me, when will ITV1 be making a sentimental drama about Jack Mills, the innocent train driver who was also trying to live an honest life until some lovable blagger coshed him? as Maria felt a lump in her breast – and is about to feel another one in Marcus’ pants.
He is supposed to be gay but they will snog later this week after he offers her a shoulder to cry on (
I always thought this “gay best friend” fad was a ploy for straight men to honk women’s boobs without getting a slap.
You just wait, any day now Gok Wan will be exposed as a redblooded shagger with a girl in every port.
In other news, Mary and Hayley had words over which of them looks more like Hollywood icon Audrey Hepburn.
Ladies, ladies, allow me to intervene. You are both wrong. Mary, you are more Audrey Roberts
And Hayley, you are more Audrey Sideburn.
WORRYING times on