Judge brands drunk’s knob unacceptable
A LATE-night reveller caught with his willy hanging out in the street was told by by judge, “This isn’t France you know”.
William Smith, 39, was spotted wandering about with his genitals “hanging loose”.
A court heard Smith had been drinking heavily when witnesses saw him clutching his crotch and opening his fly to relieve himself.
His defence said Smith had been caught short soon after leaving a friend’s house, where he had been drinking.
Magistrates at Haverfordwest were told “He is very remorseful for his behaviour.
“It was obviously a very foolish and stupid thing to do.”
Smith, of Pembroke Dock, West Wales, admitted being drunk and disorderly.
The judge told him: “This isn’t France, you know, where that kind of behaviour is acceptable.
“Your behaviour was quite offensive – it is unacceptable in our society.”
He fined Smith £200.