Smelly knob shame of drunken shop yob
A THUG pulled down his trousers and sprayed his meat ’n two veg with PERFUME.
Michael Mulrzynski, 25, helped himself to large amounts of a perfume sample at a shop in Peterborough.
When the shop manager asked him to stop using so much, he pulled down the front of his trousers and sprayed his exposed genitals with the sample.
Before leaving the shop, Mulrzynski blew a kiss to the staff and wriggled his tongue.
Later the same day, Mulrzynski sexually assaulted a female member of staff at another shop in Peterborough.
He jabbed her breasts with his index fingers before placing his hands over them, repeatedly asking her if they were real.
Mulrzynski, of no fixed abode, pleaded guilty to exposure, sexual assault and one count of failure to surrender to police when he appeared before magistrates in Peterborough.
Sara Young, defending, told the court Mulrzynski had no memory of the “unplanned” offences as he was heavily intoxicated at the time.
Mulrzynski was jailed for a total of 12 weeks.