Nothing strict about Lisa’s diet
CHUBBY actress Lisa Riley stole the show on Strictly Tum Dancing - sorry, I mean Strictly Come Dancing – with the highest score.
Nobody had ever imagined the exEmmerdale heifer (right) moving with such speed or grace.
Well, not unless it was between food stations at an all-you- can-eat buffet.
It is now likely she will win the damn thing. Partly because she looks a lot more like the voting audience than, say, Kimberley Walsh or Denise Van Outen (frankly, so does Johnny Ball) and partly because the BBC producers will relentlessly favour her.
In recent years the show has been dominated by the beautiful young things like Kara Tointon, Alesha Dixon and Ali Bastian.
A Lise Riley victory would be a fresh story for the BBC.
They’ve not had a fat Yorkshire knacker win it since Darren Gough in 2005.