WITH PEACH KEANE WIFE’S BOOB JOB THREATENS MY SUNDAY BEST
DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM?
uk OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport, City View House, 5 Union Street, Ardwick, Manchester,
I HAD to write to you to tell you about Sunday, my best day of the week.
I’m married to a wonderful woman who has super 38FF breasts. It turns her on when I fondle and lick her erect nipples and, needless to say, this gets me going too.
She also likes to give me a tit-rub when I place my dick between her boobs and she jiggles them up and down until I climax.
We normally start our games at around 8.30am.
Of course, we’re naked and first she straddles me and then bends over so that her pendulous tits are dangling just above my face.
After a while she guides my rigid love-rod into her gaping minge and then bounces up and down on it.
As she does this I reach up and tweak her nipples until they are as stiff as my manhood.
It’s only a matter of seconds before she screams out in ecstasy as she reaches her first of many orgasms.
We rest for a while and sometimes have a fag and a cup of coffee before getting back to our saucy fun and games.
She lies on her back with her thighs spread wide and I position myself with my head over her fanny so we can perform oral sex on each other.
As I lap at her shaven lips and swollen clit she slurps on my bell-end while caressing my balls.
Sometimes, when she ’s feeling particular ly horny and n a u g h t y, she’ll thrust a finger in my bumhole which drives me totally wild.
We do this for a while until we’re both satisfied, then it’s back to the boobs for me.
While she’s still laying on her back I climb aboard and take one of her nipples in my mouth.
I kiss, lick and suck it for ages until she’s begging me to enter her which I do with one almighty thrust. Then I ride her like a stallion, kissing each breast in turn as I pump away at her until we climax together.
I finish off the morning session with a few minutes fondling and kissing her breasts again before we go downstairs to have breakfast.
But yesterday she suddenly announced she was thinking of having her breasts reduced – I was speechless. What should I do?
CF, Staffs, via e-mail
ALL you can do is point out what an important part of lovemaking her breasts are to you and maybe she’ll change her mind. I’VE been pestering my workshy hubby to lay a patio for months. But he’d rather piss his time away down the boozer and so I had to pay a local builder to do the job.
For the first few days he sent round a young labourer to do the donkey work.
And he was certainly fit for the job! He was in his early 20s, a good 15 years younger than me and would strip off to a tight T-shirt and baggy pants as he spaded away.
I couldn’t help notice he seemed to have a massive cock down his pants and on the second day when I took him a cup of tea I joked about his boss sending a donkey to do the donkey work.
He looked at me a bit puzzled and then his eyes lit up and he said: “Well, I’ve had no complaints so far.”
I didn’t want to be too much of a slut but I told him if he need a shower after he’d finished to be my guest.
He knocked off a good hour before my hubby got back from work and when he stripped down to his boxers before getting in the shower. I couldn’t resist.
So when I heard the shower going I slipped out of my clothes and got in with him, both of us totally naked.
He must have liked what he saw because his cock sprang up and it was magnificent, a real massive dong. I soaped it and wanked it and then took it in my mouth.
Then I stood up against the wall and spread my legs. I thought I was going to faint as he pushed his massive cock up my pussy.
When he’d got the full length in I started to orgasm and after he built up some pace I was moaning and groaning like I’d been shot.
He pulled out and shot his spunk all over my arse and in a few minutes was rock solid again and ready for another top shag. Sadly he was pulled off the job the next day and his boss finished off the work.
Now I’m thinking of having an extension done, what do you think?