Short shorts ‘flasher’ banned

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A FIT­NESS fan has been banned from a sports cen­tre un­til he starts wear­ing LONGER shorts.

Mike Pa­ley has been or­dered to cover up af­ter his short shorts up­set peo­ple at the Mil­lom Re­cre­ation Cen­tre near Bar­row-in-Fur­ness, Cum­bria.

Staff there are now deny­ing Mr Pa­ley en­try to the build­ing un­less he wears “more ap­pro­pri­ate” cloth­ing.

Coun­cil­lor Brian Craw­ford, one of the cen­tre’s four di­rec­tors, said they had re­ceived com­plaints from cen­tre users that Mr Pa­ley, of Mil­lom, had been in­ad­ver­tently “ex­pos­ing” him­self while train­ing.

He said: “I wrote to him ask­ing if he could wear more ap­pro­pri­ate, longer shorts, oth­er­wise we would have to refuse him ad­mit­tance.” AP­PAR­ENTLY, a new re­search study says sit­ting around for long pe­ri­ods do­ing noth­ing can se­ri­ously dam­age your health. No kid­ding! Only some­one who’s been liv­ing in a cave in a re­mote part of the world for the last 10 years would be un­aware of so­ci­ety’s big push to do more ex­er­cise to fight the flab.

Mind you, there are times when ly­ing down is re­ally good for you – es­pe­cially if you’ve got a fit hunk ex­er­cis­ing on top of you!

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