£2m stock must go! Get your share from just a quid! £ 1 1 £ SEX-TRAV­A­GANZA!

PRE­MIUM SEX TOYS FROM JUST DVDS FROM JUST .99 MANY ITEMS BET­TER THAN HALF PRICE

Midweek Sport - - NEWS -

HERE’s the big sex sale that

read­ers can­not AF­FORD to miss! The re­mark­able £2m Pri­vate Shops Au­tumn Sex-trav­a­ganza is the big­gest stock clear­ance in the his­tory of the adult in­dus­try.

Just pop into one of the 100 Pri­vate Shops up and down the coun­try and come away with some sexy fun for just a quid!

That’s right! There’s hun­dreds of full-strength mags and dozens of brand new sex toys that can be yours for just one measly pound coin.

And there’s no tricks, catches or min­i­mum pur­chase. Put it this way, reach down the back of your sofa and if you pull out a quid’s worth you can swap it for some gen­uine Pri­vate hard­core!

If you’ve got a few more quid then you can choose from a se­lec­tion of pre­mium DVD R18 ti­tles and it’ll just cost you £4.99.

Proper

Pri­vate Shops are Bri­tain’s big­gest and best chain of sex shops and be­cause they’re fully li­censed you will be able to buy proper porn not the soft cen­sored stuff.

An­other ad­van­tage of their size is that they get the best deals on stock and they can pass those sav­ings on to you.

But ev­ery now and then they have to make way for a new sea­son’s stock and that’s where you, the Mid­week Sport reader gets to have first pick of the best stuff.

Don’t miss out. Have a look at the shops list and find your near­est store.

Bloke phones

his lo­cal take­away and asks: “Do you de­liver?” “No mate, just chicken and

burg­ers.”

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