£2m stock must go! Get your share from just a quid! £ 1 1 £ SEX-TRAVAGANZA!
PREMIUM SEX TOYS FROM JUST DVDS FROM JUST .99 MANY ITEMS BETTER THAN HALF PRICE
HERE’s the big sex sale that
readers cannot AFFORD to miss! The remarkable £2m Private Shops Autumn Sex-travaganza is the biggest stock clearance in the history of the adult industry.
Just pop into one of the 100 Private Shops up and down the country and come away with some sexy fun for just a quid!
That’s right! There’s hundreds of full-strength mags and dozens of brand new sex toys that can be yours for just one measly pound coin.
And there’s no tricks, catches or minimum purchase. Put it this way, reach down the back of your sofa and if you pull out a quid’s worth you can swap it for some genuine Private hardcore!
If you’ve got a few more quid then you can choose from a selection of premium DVD R18 titles and it’ll just cost you £4.99.
Private Shops are Britain’s biggest and best chain of sex shops and because they’re fully licensed you will be able to buy proper porn not the soft censored stuff.
Another advantage of their size is that they get the best deals on stock and they can pass those savings on to you.
But every now and then they have to make way for a new season’s stock and that’s where you, the Midweek Sport reader gets to have first pick of the best stuff.
Don’t miss out. Have a look at the shops list and find your nearest store.
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