Drug-stuffed chuff sniffed out by hound
COPS caught a woman with a stash of drugs up her CLUNGE when a sniffer dog got excited by smelling her crotch.
Nicole Lynn Denzer, 23, was pulled over for her erratic driving and while she waited for an officer to approach her car desperately stuffed her stash inside her.
But despite her cunning hiding place she couldn’t escape the attentions of a sniffer dog and admitted she had two bags of meths and a pipe to smoke it up her chuff.
Denzer of Circle Pines, Minnesota, has been charged with possessing a controlled substance.
A police report said: “The dog began sniffing Denzer’s crotch, after which Denzer admitted she had drugs in her vagina.”
Denzer reportedly pulled out 17 grams of methamphetamine and a pipe from the depths of her fanny.
She faces up to 25 years in prison and $500,000 in fines on a controlled substance charge, in addition to another year in prison and $3,000 in fines on a contraband charge.