Drug-stuffed chuff sniffed out by hound

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COPS caught a woman with a stash of drugs up her CLUNGE when a snif­fer dog got ex­cited by smelling her crotch.

Ni­cole Lynn Den­zer, 23, was pulled over for her er­ratic driv­ing and while she waited for an of­fi­cer to ap­proach her car des­per­ately stuffed her stash inside her.

But de­spite her cun­ning hid­ing place she couldn’t es­cape the at­ten­tions of a snif­fer dog and ad­mit­ted she had two bags of meths and a pipe to smoke it up her chuff.

Den­zer of Circle Pines, Min­nesota, has been charged with pos­sess­ing a con­trolled sub­stance.

A po­lice re­port said: “The dog be­gan sniff­ing Den­zer’s crotch, af­ter which Den­zer ad­mit­ted she had drugs in her vagina.”

Den­zer re­port­edly pulled out 17 grams of metham­phetamine and a pipe from the depths of her fanny.

She faces up to 25 years in prison and $500,000 in fines on a con­trolled sub­stance charge, in ad­di­tion to an­other year in prison and $3,000 in fines on a con­tra­band charge.

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