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Dear Olivia,

ME and my girl­friend split up a while ago af­ter sev­eral years to­gether.

But we still re­main on very good terms.

So good, in fact, that we still meet up once a week and have a good shag­ging ses­sion to­gether.

It has all worked out bril­liantly – I was to­tally straight with her and told her I needed my own space, and that things couldn’t carry on the way they were.

But then I went out to a club and this fit bird was com­ing on to me and giv­ing me the eye.

It was pretty ob­vi­ous that she wanted me so I went over and we hit it off straight away.

Af­ter a cou­ple of drinks we jumped in a taxi to head home and as soon as we got in the car she reached over and put her hand down my trousers.

She was play­ing with my stiff cock and it was pretty clear what was go­ing to hap­pen when we got home.

By the time we reached my flat I had al­most shot a load into my jeans so I got her in the kitchen, bent her over the sink and thrust my tongue deep into her moist minge.

She begged for my dick in her mouth so we got on the floor in the 69 po­si­tion.

All my hard work on her fanny paid off and soon she was scream­ing the place down as she or­gasmed.

As she did so, she dug her nails into my back and clawed them all the way down to my arse.

It was an amaz­ing night but it was all ru­ined when I next had sex with my ex.

She saw the nail marks on my back and de­manded a full ex­pla­na­tion.

And she says she won’t sleep with me again un­less I give her a sat­is­fac­tory an­swer.

But we’re no longer to­gether and I made that very clear to her.

I feel I don’t have to give her any ex­cuses for my sex in­juries.

But what do you think I should do?

AJ, Brighton

Olivia says:

IT seems to me that you want to have your cake and eat it too.

If you are not pre­pared to com­mit to your ex, then you should stop bed­ding her and let her get on with her life.

If you don’t like the thought of that then maybe it’s her that you still re­ally want and you just need to spice up your sex life a bit.

Tell her the things that you like do­ing and make it her that’s dig­ging her nails in next time she cli­maxes.

It’s time to make a de­ci­sion. MY boyfriend and I ab­so­lutely love sex and of­ten do it three or four times a night.

We like to film some of these romps and have sev­eral XXX home­made movies.

Some­times we sit down and watch our­selves in ac­tion and it al­ways leads to a heavy suck and f*** ses­sion.

But last week when I sug­gested watch­ing one re­ally dirty film we’d made last year, my boyfriend ca­su­ally said that he’d loaned it to a mate!

Well, I hit the roof and stormed out to my mum’s. I’m not ashamed of our films but I wanted them to be pri­vate. I want to go back to my fella but feel em­bar­rassed that all his pals have seen me in ac­tion now. What should I do?

EB, Es­sex

Olivia says:

THE other day I came home from work early and found the mis­sus spread­ea­gled on the bed, smoth­ered in le­mon curd, wear­ing a Don­ald Duck mask and with a dildo stuck up her.

I could hardly be­lieve my eyes as she plunged the sex toy in and out of her lemony hole, moan­ing, “Come on Pluto – harder! Harder!”

I screamed at her: “What the f*** are you do­ing?”

And she said she’d seen a pro­gramme on morn­ing telly about com­bin­ing sex, food and laugh­ter in the bed­room for a hap­pier life.

So she gave me a Pluto mask and cov­ered my cock in le­mon curd and got stuck in.

I men­tioned this to a pal at work and he said he’s never heard of such a thing and he was dis­gusted that we’d de­faced pop­u­lar car­toon char­ac­ters in such a filthy way.

So what do you reckon?

Olivia says:

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