WITH OLIVIA RABANAL MY F***-BUDDY EX IS JEALOUS OF NEW LOVERS
DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM?
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ME and my girlfriend split up a while ago after several years together.
But we still remain on very good terms.
So good, in fact, that we still meet up once a week and have a good shagging session together.
It has all worked out brilliantly – I was totally straight with her and told her I needed my own space, and that things couldn’t carry on the way they were.
But then I went out to a club and this fit bird was coming on to me and giving me the eye.
It was pretty obvious that she wanted me so I went over and we hit it off straight away.
After a couple of drinks we jumped in a taxi to head home and as soon as we got in the car she reached over and put her hand down my trousers.
She was playing with my stiff cock and it was pretty clear what was going to happen when we got home.
By the time we reached my flat I had almost shot a load into my jeans so I got her in the kitchen, bent her over the sink and thrust my tongue deep into her moist minge.
She begged for my dick in her mouth so we got on the floor in the 69 position.
All my hard work on her fanny paid off and soon she was screaming the place down as she orgasmed.
As she did so, she dug her nails into my back and clawed them all the way down to my arse.
It was an amazing night but it was all ruined when I next had sex with my ex.
She saw the nail marks on my back and demanded a full explanation.
And she says she won’t sleep with me again unless I give her a satisfactory answer.
But we’re no longer together and I made that very clear to her.
I feel I don’t have to give her any excuses for my sex injuries.
But what do you think I should do?
IT seems to me that you want to have your cake and eat it too.
If you are not prepared to commit to your ex, then you should stop bedding her and let her get on with her life.
If you don’t like the thought of that then maybe it’s her that you still really want and you just need to spice up your sex life a bit.
Tell her the things that you like doing and make it her that’s digging her nails in next time she climaxes.
It’s time to make a decision. MY boyfriend and I absolutely love sex and often do it three or four times a night.
We like to film some of these romps and have several XXX homemade movies.
Sometimes we sit down and watch ourselves in action and it always leads to a heavy suck and f*** session.
But last week when I suggested watching one really dirty film we’d made last year, my boyfriend casually said that he’d loaned it to a mate!
Well, I hit the roof and stormed out to my mum’s. I’m not ashamed of our films but I wanted them to be private. I want to go back to my fella but feel embarrassed that all his pals have seen me in action now. What should I do?
THE other day I came home from work early and found the missus spreadeagled on the bed, smothered in lemon curd, wearing a Donald Duck mask and with a dildo stuck up her.
I could hardly believe my eyes as she plunged the sex toy in and out of her lemony hole, moaning, “Come on Pluto – harder! Harder!”
I screamed at her: “What the f*** are you doing?”
And she said she’d seen a programme on morning telly about combining sex, food and laughter in the bedroom for a happier life.
So she gave me a Pluto mask and covered my cock in lemon curd and got stuck in.
I mentioned this to a pal at work and he said he’s never heard of such a thing and he was disgusted that we’d defaced popular cartoon characters in such a filthy way.
So what do you reckon?