Hal­loween or­gies will go hump in the night!

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MORE than half a mil­lion peo­ple will be cel­e­brat­ing Hal­loween tonight – by shag­ging each oth­ers part­ners!

Swingers groups throughout the UK will be stag­ing wife-swap bonkathons to co­in­cide with the witch­ing hour.

And many wives will re­ally be get­ting the wil­lies from strangers!

A source within the se­cret world of the swingers re­vealed: “It’ll be the big­gest swing­ing night ever.

Events UK-wide in­clude:

A £5 per per­son en­try fee to a sex party for the Bath Swingers Club in the posh spa town,

A £500 apiece do in Lon­don for more up­mar­ket muck­i­ness,

Tease 2, a bonk party in the East Mid­lands,

In­ter-ra­cial romps at the Black Man’s Fan Club’s orgy in Hack­ney, Lon­don, and a sim­i­lar event on the Wir­ral on Mersey­side too,

An orgy at an op­u­lent coun­try hall in North Wales and themed grope-ins in Glouces­ter, Es­sex, Birm­ing­ham, Glas­gow, Southamp­ton, Black­pool, Manch­ester, Ed­in­burgh, and South West Scot­land.

The swing­ing source said: “We es­ti­mate that around half a mil­lion will en­joy Hal­loween at sex or­gies.”

You can’t beat a bit of Vampy­ros Les­bos! Mwa­ha­haha!

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