Halloween orgies will go hump in the night!
MORE than half a million people will be celebrating Halloween tonight – by shagging each others partners!
Swingers groups throughout the UK will be staging wife-swap bonkathons to coincide with the witching hour.
And many wives will really be getting the willies from strangers!
A source within the secret world of the swingers revealed: “It’ll be the biggest swinging night ever.
Events UK-wide include:
A £5 per person entry fee to a sex party for the Bath Swingers Club in the posh spa town,
A £500 apiece do in London for more upmarket muckiness,
Tease 2, a bonk party in the East Midlands,
Inter-racial romps at the Black Man’s Fan Club’s orgy in Hackney, London, and a similar event on the Wirral on Merseyside too,
An orgy at an opulent country hall in North Wales and themed grope-ins in Gloucester, Essex, Birmingham, Glasgow, Southampton, Blackpool, Manchester, Edinburgh, and South West Scotland.
The swinging source said: “We estimate that around half a million will enjoy Halloween at sex orgies.”
You can’t beat a bit of Vampyros Lesbos! Mwahahaha!