I’D LOVE TO BE DOWNTON HAPPY!
Follow me on Twitter @linsey_dawn Storms rage both sides of the Atlantic
crazy surprises at the hopefuls when they sing and see how professional they are.
I’d love to see Rylan try and belt out a number while a thirty-stone streaker tries to put him off!
Although with Gary Barlow slagging off Tulisa for having fag breath maybe they should start having the judges having a big fight live on air. HAPPY Halloween readers! I’m dressing up as a sexy witch for a party tonight and while I was planning my outfits I started thinking about being a real witch and what I would do if I had magic powers.
I would turn my girl crush Rosie Huntington-Whiteley ( into a lesbian for the day so that we could get it on together! I FELT all superior on Sunday when the clocks went back in England because I’m in Spain and it’s still light till late.
But then I remembered I have to come back and that soon put paid to that feeling.
I hate it when the clocks go back – even though it happens every year and has done since I’ve been on this earth I still can’t get my head around it!
The only thing to do is get cosy on the sofa with a glass of wine, a roaring fire and my man.
Mind you that always leads to something else – there’s something really hot about bonking in front of the fire while a storm rages outside.
Talking of storms I’ve only just caught up on Downton Abbey and was absolutely shocked when Lady Sybil died – and not just because actress Jessica Brown Findlay ( is so pretty!
If you haven’t seen it you’re really missing out – it’s amazing – like EastEnders but in olden times.
I love it so much I reckon I should be in it. I’d be a proper sexy posh bird – I know all about plums in my mouth after all!
It’s really interesting though about how all the aristocrats in the past had loads of maids and butlers to make their life better. I would love to have a proper oldfashioned maid to look after my every whim.
Can you imagine how good it would be to sit on your arse all day and ring a little bell whenever you want a cup of tea or a sarnie.
And I’d make sure she had a really sexy outfit too – all stockings and short skirts!
Of course I would mind my own butler – although I’ve got no idea what they do when they butle! that massive one in America is mental!
It’s 1,000 miles wide – that’s more than all of Britain from Lands End to John o’Groats.
I’ve been to New York and they’re a tough bunch so I’m sure they’ll battle through but it looks terrifying.
Mind you it’s still not as big as the Jimmy Savile storm that’s engulfed the BBC.
Gary Glitter’s been arrested now and police reckon there’s going to be loads more.
I simply cannot get my head round how this was allowed to go on for so long without anyone saying anything or doing anything.
If it had been me and I found out what Savile was up to I’d have castrated the dirty bastard myself.
THE only good thing about it being November tomorrow means it is not long until Christmas now.
Last week before I flew to Spain I went to my local garden centre and it was all done out with fairy lights and trees and decorations.
It looked really festive and it started me getting excited – it is my favourite time of the year.
I love doing all my shopping, then wrapping it all up and putting it under the tree.
This year I will be planning some saucy outfits for the festive season, so watch out!
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