THAT’S SNORT VERY GOOD, ROD! Legendary bonker Rod Stewart says coke made him IMPOTENT
WE all love a moan about the weather in Britain, but thank God we don’t have to deal with hurricanes like those poor people in New York! I don’t mind a bit of wind and rain – it’s nice to snuggle up to someone and listen to it battering away at the windows. But 85 mph winds?! No thanks!
It’s a bit depressing that the clocks have gone back, too. It’s pitch black by 5 o’clock – that’s no fun at all! Roll on next summer! TOP shagger Rod Stewart has revealed that snorting cocaine BROKE his Johnson!
The Maggie May singer – who has bedded sizzling babes such as Swedish actress Britt Ekland, pin-up Rachel Hunter and current wife Penny Lancaster – says he took the drug in the ‘70s.
But he found himself unable to get it up when he used cheaper versions of the drug.
He said: “Cocaine was best of all, we keenly felt, in pharmaceutical form.
“The very good news about that type of cocaine, we happily discovered – quite apart from the almost immediate euphoria it induced – was that, when you were on it, you could still get an erection.
“On other, less pure kinds of nasty street cocaine, it was like rowing a boat on a piece of rope.”
Former Faces singer Rod, 67, has also told how he started taking the Columbian marching powder ANALLY after bandmate Ronnie Wood’s nose began rotting away.
Writing in Rod The Autobiography, the crooner added: “It was time, clearly, to think again about the cocaine snorting we had been doing.
“One idea, clearly, would have been to stop taking cocaine.
“Another idea, though – and for some reason this seemed to appeal to us both more – was to find another way to take it that didn’t involve the nose.
“So bought anti-cold capsules from the chemist’s, replacing the contents with a pinch of cocaine and then taking the capsules anally, where, of course, the human body being a wonderful thing, they would dissolve effortlessly into the system.”