WE’RE all struggling to pay soaring bills – but your is here to help.
During hellish economic times, we’ve teamed up with the country’s biggest chain of licensed sex shops – Private – to give every single reader a huge TEN POUNDS off your shopping bill.
All you have to do is hand over the voucher printed here at any of the UK’s Private shops and when you spend £40 they’ll give you £10 back!
This is just the same as the boring supermarket moneyoff offers which our tired newspaper rivals lay on.
Only instead of toilet paper and baked beans, we’re offering money off incredible SEX GOODS!
Sexy Gemma Hiles can barely contain her excitement about going on a sexy shopping spree.
The 32DD stunna, 26, said: “Everybody loves a bit of retail therapy – especially when times are tight. And it’s even better to go out and have a splurge on some SEXY new things.
“I have plenty of saucy stuff at home – lacy lingerie, X-rated movies and raunchy outfits.
“But I’ve always got room for more – and I’m so excited about going to my local Private shop in Preston.
“I can’t wait to try out some sexy new toys to keep me company on the cold nights ahead. And naughty undies will always go down well when I’ve got a fella in my bed!”
Private has more than 100 stores nationwide and are the market leaders with more than 40 years experience.
You can buy all sorts of goodies in Private shops – from sexy outfits and toys to hardcore R18 DVDs.
So what are you waiting for? Get shopping – and saving – NOW!
Voucher valid until Nov 6.