Midweek Sport - - NEWS - By SI­MON DEAN

WE’RE all strug­gling to pay soar­ing bills – but your is here to help.

Dur­ing hellish eco­nomic times, we’ve teamed up with the coun­try’s big­gest chain of li­censed sex shops – Pri­vate – to give ev­ery sin­gle reader a huge TEN POUNDS off your shop­ping bill.

All you have to do is hand over the voucher printed here at any of the UK’s Pri­vate shops and when you spend £40 they’ll give you £10 back!

This is just the same as the bor­ing su­per­mar­ket mon­ey­off of­fers which our tired news­pa­per ri­vals lay on.

Only in­stead of toi­let pa­per and baked beans, we’re of­fer­ing money off in­cred­i­ble SEX GOODS!


Sexy Gemma Hiles can barely con­tain her ex­cite­ment about go­ing on a sexy shop­ping spree.

The 32DD stunna, 26, said: “Ev­ery­body loves a bit of re­tail ther­apy – es­pe­cially when times are tight. And it’s even bet­ter to go out and have a splurge on some SEXY new things.

“I have plenty of saucy stuff at home – lacy lin­gerie, X-rated movies and raunchy out­fits.

“But I’ve al­ways got room for more – and I’m so ex­cited about go­ing to my lo­cal Pri­vate shop in Pre­ston.

“I can’t wait to try out some sexy new toys to keep me com­pany on the cold nights ahead. And naughty undies will al­ways go down well when I’ve got a fella in my bed!”

Pri­vate has more than 100 stores na­tion­wide and are the mar­ket lead­ers with more than 40 years ex­pe­ri­ence.

You can buy all sorts of good­ies in Pri­vate shops – from sexy out­fits and toys to hard­core R18 DVDs.

So what are you wait­ing for? Get shop­ping – and sav­ing – NOW!

Voucher valid un­til Nov 6.

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