MID­WEEK

MIRTH

Midweek Sport - - THURSDAY NOVEMBER 1 -

A WHITE horse walks into a pub and or­ders

a pint. “That’s amaz­ing,” says the bar­tender: “I’ve got a whisky named af­ter you.” “What, Dave?”

replies the horse

DOES SIZE MAT­TER?

DO YOU HAVE ANY TOYS?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREE­SOME? HOW MANY TIMES A NIGHT DO YOU USU­ALLY LIKE TO HAVE SEX?

FAVOURITE UN­DER­WEAR?

SE­DUC­TION TECH­NIQUES

CELEBRITY CRUSH

SLOW OR QUICK SES­SION?

HEELS OR TRAIN­ERS?

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