Mas­sive blow si­lences court

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A COURT was stunned into em­bar­rassed si­lence when an observer in the pub­lic gallery LET RIP with a win­dow-rat­tling FART.

No­body owned up to the ear-split­ting trump, as ev­ery­one shuf­fled ner­vously and stared ac­cus­ingly at oth­ers.

Mag­is­trates in Grimsby pre­tented they had not heard the rec­tal re­tort, though they asked lawyers to re­peat what they had been say­ing mo­ments be­fore the guff.

In a prob­a­bly un­con­nected in­ci­dent, all the lights in the build­ing went out a few min­utes later.

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