Massive blow silences court
A COURT was stunned into embarrassed silence when an observer in the public gallery LET RIP with a window-rattling FART.
Nobody owned up to the ear-splitting trump, as everyone shuffled nervously and stared accusingly at others.
Magistrates in Grimsby pretented they had not heard the rectal retort, though they asked lawyers to repeat what they had been saying moments before the guff.
In a probably unconnected incident, all the lights in the building went out a few minutes later.