NOPE, it’s not the Home Secretary (thank God) but her gorgeous namesake, tantalising Teresa May!
And logistics salesman Steve Smith, 30, from Ashby-de-la Zouch, Leics, begged us to feature her in Show Me The Honey.
He wrote: “Dear you have no idea how happy it would make me to see Teresa May in her prime again.
“When I was a lad I used to only buy the paper if she was in it. I love her bum and her boobs and she’s got really sexy eyes.
“I’m begging you here – please make my dreams come true!”