VALENTINE’S IT’S WAHEY!
ROSES are red, violets are blue, buy your missus a pressie and you might get a SCREW!
Thursday is St Valentine’s Day – the most romantic day in the calendar.
But before you get your end away, you’ll have to impress with an extra special gift and expert knowledge on love and romance – and that’s where Midweek Sport comes in.
We’re supposed to shell out on red roses and cards, or book meals in fancy restaurants which have put their prices up for the day.
Still, it’s a price worth paying if it convinces your wife or girlfriend to strip off like 32D brunette Teagan, blonde 32E babe Joanna and 32D hottie Terri-Louise, pictured below.
So we’re providing a few tips and offering a few handy suggestions of cheap but incredibly pleasing gifts.
Did you know?
More than nine million people will buy gifts for their pets this Valentine’s
Day Around 85 per cent of the one billion Valentine’s Day cards sent every year are bought
by women In Korea, it’s a Valentine’s Day tradition for singles to eat black noodles to mourn their
lone status More than 36 million
heart-shaped boxes of chocolates
are sold for Valentine’s Day
each year According to Durex, condom sales increase by up to 30 per cent
Day Get your missus into bondage with Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James, RRP £7.99. Broaden your lady’s sexual horizons with The Mammoth Book Of The Kama Sutra, £5.59. Get your other half hammered and in the mood for just £3.39 with a bottle of Lambrini. Provide her with discreet stimulation all day with Jiggle Balls from Ann Summers, £8. Sweeten up life in the sack with candy nipple tassels from gettingpersonal.co.uk, £4.99.