Joanna: I’d love to bonk young men
ABSOLUTELY Fabulous star Joanna Lumley says she would love to be a cougar!
The telly legend – famous for playing boozy Patsy in the hit BBC comedy – confesses that if she wasn’t happily married she would be busy bonking younger fellas.
Joanna, 66, says she is always getting chatted up by toyboys and reckons she would have a right laugh bedding them – if she was single.
She revealed: “Men often try and chat me up – which I love! That happens a lot when I’m abroad, where nobody knows who I am.
“It’s rather lovely to have a young Greek man being terribly gallant and offering me a drink.
“If I wasn’t happily married, I’m sure I’d be having a lot of fun.”
And she says she still hasn’t come to terms with being an old age pensioner.
“Sometimes I look at my age and realise I’m an OAP. It shocks me because I don’t feel like I’m 66 at all. I feel more like I’m 35.” PRIM Labour politician Yvette Cooper is at the centre of a willy flashing riddle!
The Shadow Home Secretary walked in on a NAKED Tory in the unisex changing rooms at Westminster.
Yvette, 43, hasn’t let slip who it was who flashed their tackle – but we’re guessing it wasn’t her hubby, fellow MP and Shadow Chancellor Ed BALLS, 45, will be desperate to find out.
A source said: “One Tory MP, unaware of the ‘his and hers’ arrangements, gave poor Yvette the Full Monty treatment.
“She didn’t know where to look, so it seems she suddenly spotted something very interesting on the ceiling!”
A Commons insider said that, ever the pro, Yvette had remained tight-lipped about which MP had flashed his MEMBER!
But it’s become a major talking point as politicians in and around Westminster are buzzing with gossip about who the mystery flasher might be!
An insider said: “Everyone thought the THERE’S nothing scary about soap stunna Gemma Merner’s get up at the Rocky Horror Show.
The beauty showed off her ample breasts in fish nets, stilettos and a revealing red corset as she headed to the theatre show with a stunning pal.
Gemma, 28, got into the tradition of dressing up in saucy gear as she attended a showing of the hit rock ‘n’ roll musical in Liverpool with her pal, model Dani Lawrence.
A source said: “It was more like the Frocky Horror Show, but she still looked really fit.” only fella in the Commons Yvette would ever see naked was her hubby – and we all want to know who it is.
“What makes it worse was it was a member of the opposition who she saw in the buff!
“There’s been lots of jokes going round about the next General Erection!
“If the Tories and Labour get the same number of seats, then maybe Yvette can settle it on who is the most well HUNG in Parliament!”
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