Who’ll fix Kim’s droopy end?

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Although it told me a lot of new stuff – the mas­ter­minds met in Carlisle’s Burger King, for ex­am­ple – I thought it fo­cused too much on the era and not enough on the bit where they flew the planes into the twin tow­ers. KIM was af­ter a big strong man to “fix my droopy cur­tains” on which sounds like an of­fer you CAN refuse.

Next time, she should try a blind. Or at least some­one short-sighted.

Mean­while, Bianca promised to make her spe­cial lasagne for tear­away son Liam.

Why would a Cock­ney bother mak­ing lasagne, when Fin­dus will do you 500 for a pony?

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