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9.30pm, Sky Comedy, American Pie
MORE man goo has been shed over naked-butfor-white-panties Shannon Elizabeth here than wind-up radios have been distributed in Africa - fact. The sequel is on afterwards, too.
10.50pm, Film4, An Officer and a Gentleman
IF the missus has been banging on about you hogging the telly all week, allow her to watch this with you – and perhaps ask for a cheeky handjob in return when Debra Winger gets naked at 1 hr 6 mins. Go on – it is Valentine’s Day.
11.10pm, Sky Comedy, American Pie 2
FUNNY follow-up that on the 54 minute mark has me making repeated duck-like honking noises as Lisa Arturo and Denise Faye cavort topless as bisexual lesbo lovers.