What a bloody good fin­ish!

Midweek Sport - - IN THIS WEEK'S SENSATIONAL -

It ended. But, man, what a way to go. Brother Tom, the gay monk with the am­pu­tated limb (or “one-armed arse ban­dit”) re­vealed his true iden­tity as the (pre­sumed dead) King Ed­ward II.

He then led a peas­ant army against his son, in­spir­ing them with al­most the same speech that Mel Gib­son used against his dad, Ed­ward I, in

There fol­lowed an almighty bat­tle which saw brother fight­ing brother, a son slash his own fa­ther, an aunt at­tack her niece who then killed her rapist cousin by stick­ing him in the neck with a cru­ci­fix.

Carls­berg don’t do Gyspy Wed­dings, but if they did....

CHAN­NEL 4 his­tor­i­cal drama

did not live up to its ti­tle.

is bet­ter

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