Such a re­lief to see Mark check out...

Midweek Sport - - IN THIS WEEK'S SENSATIONAL -

CHAN­NEL 4 doc­u­men­tary The Ho­tel fin­ished with “quirky” owner Mark be­ing forced to sell up.

“You shouldn’t feel sorry for me,” in­sisted the bouf­fant-haired creep (above), which came as a great re­lief.

Be­cause I really did not.

“What I hope is that, even with­out me, the mem­o­ries of me will carry on,” added.....sorry, what was his name again?

He was re­placed as gen­eral man­ager by Ali­son, who has al­ways been very loyal. To cake, by the look of her.

“I’ve al­ways had Mark to fall back on,” she said.

Je­sus, no won­der he needed to re­tire. That is a Health and Safety night­mare.

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