EXCLUSIVE IN THIS SUNDAY’S WHY DO WOMEN SPEND SO LONG IN THE LOO?
You will not believe what they’re up to in the ladies ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED – ONLY IN THIS SUNDAY’S ...DON’T DARE MISS IT!
BRITISH teenager Sam Woodhead survived three days lost in the Australian outback by drinking supplies of contact lens cleaning solution.
Perhaps the daft c**t should have actually put the lenses in – then he wouldn’t have got lost in the first place.
It’ll be a splashing