MP’S security gets outfoxed
MPs are being plagued by a manky urban fox.
The little beast is prowling around Parliament bold as brass and has even been seen skulking around the Commons Library.
An official there said: “We are taking advice about what to do about him.”
The fox has had to use his wiles to sneak through strict security and MPs like David Cameron are baffled that he’d passed through.
A Commons insider said: “Everyone is talking about it. He’s quite brazen and has been flouncing around like he owns the place!
“It’s caused quite a stir among the Tory MPs who want to bring back hunting, having the problem of a fox literally on their doorstep!”