MP’S se­cu­rity gets out­foxed

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MPs are be­ing plagued by a manky ur­ban fox.

The lit­tle beast is prowl­ing around Par­lia­ment bold as brass and has even been seen skulk­ing around the Com­mons Li­brary.

An of­fi­cial there said: “We are tak­ing ad­vice about what to do about him.”

The fox has had to use his wiles to sneak through strict se­cu­rity and MPs like David Cameron are baf­fled that he’d passed through.

A Com­mons in­sider said: “Ev­ery­one is talk­ing about it. He’s quite brazen and has been flounc­ing around like he owns the place!

“It’s caused quite a stir among the Tory MPs who want to bring back hunt­ing, hav­ing the prob­lem of a fox lit­er­ally on their doorstep!”

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