BRITISH BOYS ARE BEST!
Our girls hit back at sex survey slur…
A QUARTET of sizzling glamour babes have rubbished claims that British blokes are crap in bed compared to foreigners.
The results of a new European sex survey have revealed that folk in Blighty are either too modest, or useless, at nookie.
When asked to rate their own performance in the sack on a scale of one to five, the UK came bottom of the 12-country table with a disappointing average 3.3 score.
Brits brought up the rear again after people were asked to score the current quality of their sex lives. But our sex mad topless models reckon it’s b***ocks because British men are RED HOT between the sheets.
Blonde beauty Emma Bradley, 24, a 34F stunna from Gloucester, said: “In my experience, British men take the time to get to know you and ask what you like rather than diving straight in. It’s a turnon when men don’t just try for sex. Other nationalities tend to be more pushy – maybe it’s a cultural thing.
“I have sex every day and have never had cause to complain. My man is 100 per cent British and I wouldn’t swap him for the world!”
Busty 32DD Michelle De Feo, 21, from Colchester, Essex, added: “British men are good in bed. From what I’ve seen, they really know what they’re doing.
“Most of them are good looking and also filthy, which is definitely a good thing! And I don’t know what it is, but they love a bit of biting. British blokes just know how to get a woman wanting more.”
As part of the survey, YouGov asked more than 14,000 people about their shagging antics. It showed Brits to be kinky compared to other countries, with the UK ranking near the top when it comes to dressing up, roleplay, filming themselves and having off outdoors.
Welsh lass Emma Green, 25, who boasts 32D boobs, said: “What a load of rubbish this survey is! Who have they asked? Certainly not me!
“In my experience, British blokes have lots of stamina in bed and are very generous lovers. They like to spend a lot of time on foreplay, which is great, and always put in maximum effort to please me, which I love!
“I’m quite adventurous in bed and British fellas also like to experiment with different positions.”
The Swiss and Dutch both rated themselves as great lovers, while only Denmark and Austria have more public sex than the Brits, and the Finns are the kinkiest.
Sarah B, 25, a 32D brunette from Brighton, said: “I think this is just down to us Brits being too modest and a bit economical with the truth.
“If people had told the truth, we’d be top of the league, no doubt! I’ve found that most British blokes are very well hung compared to foreign lads. You can’t beat a bit of Brit beef!”
Sarah B Age 21, 32D, From Brighton Brit blokes are very well hung compared to foreign fellas! Michelle De Feo Age 20, 32DD, From Colchester Most Brit men are good looking and filthy, which is good!