STEEL fixer Frankie Gornall, from Whitehaven, Cumbria, can’t understand why call centre worker Kera Kane hasn’t been on telly yet.
The 37-year-old asked: “The BBC have got it all wrong. Why have they made a programme about some big fat Welsh bloke and his cronies when they could have chosen Kera?
“She’s so gorgeous, she was made for TV. If she called me up and asked if I’d been mis-sold PPI, I might not even hang up on her!
“Out of all the glamour models, I reckon Kera’s got the best body. Her boobs are just ace!”
Calm down, Frankie – you might scare her off with your stiff rod!