KERA KANE

Midweek Sport - - SEX HEALTH -

STEEL fixer Frankie Gor­nall, from White­haven, Cum­bria, can’t un­der­stand why call cen­tre worker Kera Kane hasn’t been on telly yet.

The 37-year-old asked: “The BBC have got it all wrong. Why have they made a pro­gramme about some big fat Welsh bloke and his cronies when they could have cho­sen Kera?

“She’s so gor­geous, she was made for TV. If she called me up and asked if I’d been mis-sold PPI, I might not even hang up on her!

“Out of all the glam­our mod­els, I reckon Kera’s got the best body. Her boobs are just ace!”

Calm down, Frankie – you might scare her off with your stiff rod!

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