WHOSE bright idea
was it to include Wayne Rooney in Manchester United’s tour of South East Asia?
Sending Mr Potato Head to Thailand is surely akin to plonking a kid in a candy store.
Hamstring trouble and getting sent home was probably a good thing for him. Besides, in my experience it’s far too easy to pull a muscle in Bangkok… I SEE that Prince Andrew has joined Twitter as @TheDukeOfYork.
No word yet on whether he’s following @TweetYourTurd.