We thought you might like a change from ‘it’
THERE’S no mention of “it” in this paper, as we promised you on the front page.
It’s not because we don’t appreciate the significance or wish everyone well. We’re all very loyal here.
We just think you deserve a break from “it”. And you deserve to be offered something different.
Because, let’s face it, it’s a free world and you should have the opportunity to have a gander at something else if you want to. It’s the Sport way, you see. We offer up an alternative to the depressing, doom-laden fare thrown at you by our so-called rivals.
You read the Sport with a smile on your face, not a cloud over your head.
Of course if you prefer to stick with the others, that’s fine. It’s called freedom of choice. Something our detractors would like to deny you.
They think they know what’s best for you. They want to decide what you can and cannot read. Their arrogance is breathtaking. We’ll carry on as we always have. Cheering you up with a mix of hot totty and knockout stories.
And no baby talk.
Isn’t it great to live in a free country where all tastes can be catered for?