Royal Mail pee-d off!
A VETERAN postman who repeatedly urinated on a couple’s doorstep has quit his job.
The Royal Mail worker was caught relieving himself outside the home of Luke Osborne, 27, and his 23-year-old partner Keyleigh Rawlings.
The couple thought drunks might be responsible for piddling on the doorstep on Exe Street, Exeter, Devon.
But Luke hid in a hallway and caught the experienced postie spending a penny.
A Royal Mail spokesman said: “We can confirm he no longer works for the Royal Mail.
“Nobody really knows what it was all about.”