At last, TV doesn’t make a hash of drugs
THE first in the new series of on E4 was the best – and funniest – anti-drugs message ever shown on telly. Because this showed the real reason not to do drugs.
It’s got bugger all to do with crime or health risks or ‘costs to society’ – it’s because drugs make you act like a total dickhead.
We saw this after the employees of the High Street store accidentally gobbled down a load of ‘double strength’ Ganja cakes.
We then watched them show the full range of wanky drugged up behaviour.
It was all here. The boring bloke, Christopher, was transformed into a kind of Danny Dyer style monster, swaggering around and calling everyone a ‘shithouse’.
Two of the other blokes became incredibly emotional – about everything – and started to write soul music. Janine, meanwhile, was busy telling people that the drugs weren’t affecting her, while manically drawing pictures of evil-looking crows in her notebook.
Christopher did a runner and was hauled back in by a copper who had found him taking a dump in the entrance to KFC.
As Janine observed: “seem so glamorous.”
Just say no, kids.