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CRUM­PLED CITY MAP – £9.99 IT’S a map that crum­ples up rather than folds. Words fail me as to how stupid this is.

With phones nowa­days giv­ing you pin­point info on where you are and fold­ing not be­ing that big a deal, I just don’t get it. FIRE STASH KEYRING – £6.99 I CAN ac­tu­ally see the point of this one.

Lighters can ac­tu­ally be use­ful when you’re out and about.

Whether it’s ig­nit­ing a camp­fire or spark­ing up a cigar to cel­e­brate a big win on the horses, it’s good to have this on you. Use­ful and stylish. SPACE IN­VADERS MUL­TI­TOOL – £8.99 IF you love retro gam­ing as much as you love home im­prove­ments then sit down and pre­pare to shit your britches.

For the first time some­one has com­bined the two. A space in­vaders key ring that has two screw­drivers and a bot­tle opener. Wow!

The 34D babe from York said that “When I go out with the girls we al­ways take plenty of pic­tures. We all pose to­gether and be­cause this thing can upload straight to Face­book peo­ple can see our night as it un­folds. I couldn’t live with­out it.”

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