COOL AND LESS THAN A TENNER
CRUMPLED CITY MAP – £9.99 IT’S a map that crumples up rather than folds. Words fail me as to how stupid this is.
With phones nowadays giving you pinpoint info on where you are and folding not being that big a deal, I just don’t get it. FIRE STASH KEYRING – £6.99 I CAN actually see the point of this one.
Lighters can actually be useful when you’re out and about.
Whether it’s igniting a campfire or sparking up a cigar to celebrate a big win on the horses, it’s good to have this on you. Useful and stylish. SPACE INVADERS MULTITOOL – £8.99 IF you love retro gaming as much as you love home improvements then sit down and prepare to shit your britches.
For the first time someone has combined the two. A space invaders key ring that has two screwdrivers and a bottle opener. Wow!
The 34D babe from York said that “When I go out with the girls we always take plenty of pictures. We all pose together and because this thing can upload straight to Facebook people can see our night as it unfolds. I couldn’t live without it.”