Warble in the water
THE AQUABOURNE SHOWER SPEAKER – £49.95 WHO doesn’t love a good singalong in the shower? My neighbours will tell you that I certainly do.
And if you ask them then they will tell you that I am absolutely crap. I mean really crap… so crap, in fact, that it sounds like a baby otter being beaten to death by snooker ball in a sock. That’s how shite it is.
So when I’m absolutely destroying songs by wailing like a small waterbased mammal in its final moments, it’s nice to have a backing track.
That’s when this waterproof speaker comes into its own. You pop it in the shower next to you and with some technical wizardry the music – which is actually on your phone – is playing from a speaker next to you. All without a wire!
But before I’m attacked by an angry mob and burned for witchcraft, I will reveal the secret to my jaw-droppingly awesome illusion… Bluetooth.
Through the power of invisible waves you can listen to your favourite tunes as you scrub your nuts.
The speaker works well and is genuinely waterproof, much better than taking your phone in with you. Turns out my phone isn’t designed to be used in a shower. Shocking!