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LIVERPOOL BAN INSULTS
LIVERPOOL have banned the words “bender”, “midget” and “knob jockey” from Anfield in a sensational anti-discrimination guide.
The Kop outfit have produced a jaw-dropping handbook containing a list of words and phrases that should never be used by staff at the club. It means Luis Suarez and co will no longer be told to “man up”, or have to hear that they’ve “played like a girl”.
Liverpool’s social inclusion officer, Rishi Jain, said: “This programme of awareness enables our employees to recognise inappropriate language.
“It includes interactive workshops and a handbook which is designed to provide information on the latest equality legislation, including information relating to what terminology is deemed unacceptable.”
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Lezzer Poof Fairy Knob jockey Bender That’s gay Queen She-man Tranny Rent boy Downy Midget Cripple Man up Princess Spaz PAPISS CISSE insists he’s raring to go after putting his Wonga war with Newcastle behind him. Speaking for the first time since his humiliating climbdown in a bitter head-to-head with the club, the £9million striker claimed he’d only taken the decision after weeks of soul-searching.
The 28-year-old said: “It’s been a difficult time for me, the club and the fans.
“I’ve had some useful discussions with the club, my family and Islamic teachers in the past few weeks.
“After a huge amount of thought and reflection I have decided to follow my team-mates and wear the kit.
“It’s important for everyone to concentrate 100 per cent on football. It’s been great to be working with my team-mates again this week. I feel ready to go.”