First pic of cocksnatch horror man
THIS is the first picture of the man who went out on the piss and lost his COCK.
Gutted Geraldo Ramos discovered his todger was missing when he woke up from a bender.
And the 64-year-old is still nursing a huge hangover because he hasn’t a clue what happened to it.
Pals reckon his manhood was EATEN by a savage dog that mauled Geraldo as he staggered around the streets naked after a night out.
But baffled Geraldo rubbished the theory, saying: “A dog wouldn’t slice it clean off.
“One of my enemies must have done it to get back at me.”
All Geraldo CAN remember after his night of horror is being rushed to hospital for emergency treatment in Santiago, Dominican Republic.
He must now pee through a catheter, and has admitted he has learned his lesson about getting legless – and penis-less.
It has been a “wake up call” and he vowed he would never drink booze again.
Our sister paper Weekend Sport revealed last week how a paralysed man, 39, woke up to find his dog scoffed one of his TESTICLES.