First pic of cock­snatch hor­ror man

Midweek Sport - - WEEKEND SPORT -

THIS is the first pic­ture of the man who went out on the piss and lost his COCK.

Gut­ted Ger­aldo Ramos dis­cov­ered his todger was miss­ing when he woke up from a ben­der.

And the 64-year-old is still nurs­ing a huge hang­over be­cause he hasn’t a clue what hap­pened to it.

Pals reckon his man­hood was EATEN by a sav­age dog that mauled Ger­aldo as he stag­gered around the streets naked af­ter a night out.

But baf­fled Ger­aldo rub­bished the the­ory, say­ing: “A dog wouldn’t slice it clean off.

“One of my en­e­mies must have done it to get back at me.”

All Ger­aldo CAN re­mem­ber af­ter his night of hor­ror is be­ing rushed to hos­pi­tal for emer­gency treat­ment in San­ti­ago, Do­mini­can Repub­lic.

He must now pee through a catheter, and has ad­mit­ted he has learned his les­son about get­ting leg­less – and pe­nis-less.

It has been a “wake up call” and he vowed he would never drink booze again.

Our sis­ter pa­per Week­end Sport re­vealed last week how a paral­ysed man, 39, woke up to find his dog scoffed one of his TES­TI­CLES.

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