ROLL UP! ROLL UP!
ROLL UP SPEAKER BLANKET – £29.95 FANCY shattering the tranquility of nature? Do you feel like annoying couples enjoying a romantic day out?
This picnic blanket with built-in
speakers should do the job – and there’s nothing like a little death metal to go with your strawberries and Pimm’s.
Take a look outside your window and you might notice that the British summer has resumed normality (ie, it’s probably pissing it down).
But worry not, because the Roll Up Speaker Blanket is waterproof. And the 3.5mm headphone jack connection is the same as you get on pretty much all modern phones and MP3 players, so it’s incredibly compatible.
There’s a plastic wallet to protect your phone or iPod from unwanted booze spillages.
And four AA batteries should give you a solid five hours of playback.