AND THEY CALL IT PUSSY LOVE
SHE’S BRITAIN’S ONLY TOPLESS COLUMNIST
I HAD a lovely birthday last week – it was really great to spend the day with my family.
And I was delighted that they bought me a kitten!
He is just the cutest thing I have ever seen. He is only 12 weeks old and he is just adorable.
I have called him Gary because he looks like a friend of mine called Gary – who is big, fat and short!
The pussycat is a British Blue and his parents are proper pedigrees – so he wasn’t cheap – and I am totally chuffed with him.
He is really adorable like a little teddy bear and I am in love!
He is really thick and fluffy and his fur is like velvet.
And he is really loyal – he won’t leave my side – he just wants to play all the time.
This morning he came into my room and jumped on the bed to wake me up and I was annoyed to begin with but when I saw his little face I just melted and I couldn’t stay angry.
It’s nice having my pussy in bed with me!
I was gutted about turning 35 because it sounds old but I am OK about it now because I still feel young. In fact, I still feel like I am 18! And I don’t think I look 35 either.
I decided to book myself a trip to Marbella for the end of the month to cheer myself up so I have something to look forward to.
Although I am desperate to look really hot so there are no carbs before Marbs and I am on a diet.
I am also going to a wedding in a few weeks, which should be good fun.
It’s an Indian wedding so I am being kitted out in a full Sari and I’m quite excited about it. It will be a totally different look for me.
The invite says we have to be there at 8.30am so it’s certainly not like the other weddings I have ever been to before!