AND THEY CALL IT PUSSY LOVE

SHE’S BRI­TAIN’S ONLY TOP­LESS COLUM­NIST

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I HAD a lovely birth­day last week – it was re­ally great to spend the day with my fam­ily.

And I was de­lighted that they bought me a kit­ten!

He is just the cutest thing I have ever seen. He is only 12 weeks old and he is just adorable.

I have called him Gary be­cause he looks like a friend of mine called Gary – who is big, fat and short!

The pussy­cat is a Bri­tish Blue and his par­ents are proper pedi­grees – so he wasn’t cheap – and I am to­tally chuffed with him.

He is re­ally adorable like a lit­tle teddy bear and I am in love!

He is re­ally thick and fluffy and his fur is like velvet.

And he is re­ally loyal – he won’t leave my side – he just wants to play all the time.

This morn­ing he came into my room and jumped on the bed to wake me up and I was an­noyed to be­gin with but when I saw his lit­tle face I just melted and I couldn’t stay an­gry.

It’s nice hav­ing my pussy in bed with me!

I was gut­ted about turn­ing 35 be­cause it sounds old but I am OK about it now be­cause I still feel young. In fact, I still feel like I am 18! And I don’t think I look 35 ei­ther.

I de­cided to book my­self a trip to Mar­bella for the end of the month to cheer my­self up so I have some­thing to look for­ward to.

Al­though I am des­per­ate to look re­ally hot so there are no carbs be­fore Marbs and I am on a diet.

I am also go­ing to a wed­ding in a few weeks, which should be good fun.

It’s an In­dian wed­ding so I am be­ing kit­ted out in a full Sari and I’m quite ex­cited about it. It will be a to­tally dif­fer­ent look for me.

The in­vite says we have to be there at 8.30am so it’s cer­tainly not like the other wed­dings I have ever been to be­fore!

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