You can give my sausage a squeeze, luv!
KATHERINE Jenkins had to squeeze six sausages, all in the right order, on Saturday night – and there was not even a Hollywood movie role in it for her.
It was in fact a surprisingly entertaining feature called Saucissong, on BBC1’s That Puppet Game Show.
If squeezed in the right order, the sausages would sing a verse of the Proclaimers’ hit I Would Walk 500 Miles.
Frankly, if she squeezed mine once I would be willing to sing her the complete works of Barry Manilow.