Paint your bed­room pur­ple if you want red-hot ac­tion!

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BLOKES who paint their bed­room walls pur­ple are most likely to get a bonk, ac­cord­ing to a bizarre new sex sur­vey.

Ex­perts reckon the colour of your boudoir ac­tu­ally gives away what type of lover you are.

And those fel­las with a brightly-daubed pas­sion palace en­joy more eye-catch­ing shag­ging habits too.

That’s the find­ings of re­search com­mis­sioned by on­line cat­a­logue shop Lit­tle­woods, who found men with pur­ple bed­rooms get TWICE as much ac­tion for their pur­ple hel­mets as grey-walled coun­ter­parts. Cou­ples with pur­ple dé­cor have sex an aver­age of 3.5 times a week com­pared to 3.2 if it’s red and a rub­bish 1.8 for grey.

Top style ex­pert Lau­rence Llewe­lyn-Bowen, 48, said of the find­ings: “A beige bed­room usu­ally means a beige sex life.”

The study also found that sleep­ing in silk sheets leads to an aver­age 4.25 bonking ses­sion a week.

This is nearly twice as of­ten as cou­ples who pre­fer ny­lon or polyester.

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