Arty tarty wants me in the nuddy
WITH AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION WITH BEING IN THE ‘DOGHOUSE’ NEVER FELT SO GOOD!
AS a skint student I’m always on the lookout for extra cash.
So when I saw an advert for men to pose nude for artists, I volunteered.
As it was a night class, there was a complete cross-section of people – both men and women, ranging in age from teenagers to over-60s.
After a while I became aware that I was getting particularly admiring glances from a woman of about 40.
At the end of the session she said she’d like to paint me – but in the comfort of her home studio.
When she offered to pay me well I could hardly say no.
That weekend I went to her house where she invited me to strip and and lie down.
As she arranged the cushions her hand brushed against my cock – which stirred into life.
Without a word she wrapped her hand round the shaft and began massaging it. Then she leaned over and slipped it between her lips and began sucking hard.
I began groping her full tits then pushed up her skirt and tugged down her tights and knickers.
I gave her clump a quick lick and teased her hard clit before she climbed on me and guided my dick into her wet love-tunnel.
All I had to do was lie back as she bounced up and down with her hips grinding and all too soon I exploded my sticky mess deep inside her.
Now I visit her regularly and she shags me more often than she paints me.
The trouble is she’s never paid me like she promised.
What can I do?
THE wife recently cleared off to her mother’s after a blazing row.
As you can imagine, within a few minutes of her getting in the taxi and zooming off I had logged on to the Net and was downloading porn as fast as it would come.
Sitting there with a large box of Kleenex I tugged furiously over group sex, lesbians, mature ladies, anal, blowjobs, hand relief, amateur, teens, big boobs, fat lasses, bondage and even foot fetish.
The box of tissues was as empty as my ballbag after about three hours so I cleaned up and went into the kitchen to get a bite to eat.
But there was sod all in the fridge and a mountain of dishes in the sink. How do I go about getting my wife back?
ST, Darlington UH-OH, seems one young lady has given her fella too much of a mouthful – and now he’s only too happy to give another young lady one!
End this affair before IT could get very complicated. it ruins a lot of lives. Please let me in
babe – I don’t really think you’ve
put on weight
GRRRRRR! You can stay out there untill you’re ready to apologise properly, you
worm! Ha ha ha. Sounds like someone’s been a
Oh, hi Shaniqua. Yeah, it would seem I’m in the ‘doghouse’
as it were