Idiot Karl says once is enough
HAPLESS Idiot Abroad hero Karl Pilkington has slammed all-night SEX SESSIONS.
The TV presenter ( above) is sick of people who boast about shagging for hours!
For Karl, 40, is convinced just one short bonk is ideal!
He said: “I’m sick of lads who think they’re great and say, ‘I was at it all night last night.’
“Get it done right the first time. No messing about. Once you’ve done it, you’re done.”
Karl – whose new show The Moaning of Life starts in October – didn’t say if his girlfriend Suzanne shares his one short sex session attitude.
He added: “Once you’ve washed up, you put the pots away, you don’t do them again.”