Id­iot Karl says once is enough

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HAP­LESS Id­iot Abroad hero Karl Pilk­ing­ton has slammed all-night SEX SES­SIONS.

The TV pre­sen­ter ( above) is sick of peo­ple who boast about shag­ging for hours!

For Karl, 40, is con­vinced just one short bonk is ideal!

He said: “I’m sick of lads who think they’re great and say, ‘I was at it all night last night.’

“Get it done right the first time. No mess­ing about. Once you’ve done it, you’re done.”

Karl – whose new show The Moan­ing of Life starts in Oc­to­ber – didn’t say if his girl­friend Suzanne shares his one short sex ses­sion at­ti­tude.

He added: “Once you’ve washed up, you put the pots away, you don’t do them again.”

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